for every cute kitten, there's at least one mad cat...

It's all their fault. They turned me into a mad cat, and there is no option but to make them suffer for the rest of their sorry, fur-less lives. I can say is, Thank God I can type.

mad cat says...

If you are a human who has stumbled upon this site, please, if there is one shred of decency in that body of yours, leave this site open for the cat to find while you're at work.

Thank you.

Cat Plus Empty Box – What Could Happen?

Simon’s Cat in an empty box?  Will Humans ever see their folly.

If you read yesterday’s post you know I’ve been a little under the weather. Okay, I’m in the slammer. You can check out my misery by clicking on these blue words.

To be specific, I’m at my vet’s and my Humans haven’t come to get me yet. I had to spend too many days here getting stuff stuck and jabbed at me. So, I needed a laugh.

I’ve been hiding my laptop in my cell and while all the white coat humans were gone I quick did a little looking around to see what was happening. I discovered this little gem and lmfbo – that’s laugh my furry butt off – in case you didn’t know.

Now quick, before your Human finds you at the computer and you have to lay on the keyboard all cute like you weren’t actually typing, click on these blue words here and you’ll be saying lmfbo, too!

Oops… you went by it.  Here it is again.  Go ahead and take your mouse (Ha! That never gets old!) and click these blue words –> SimonsCat.com Come back when you’re done watching and let me know what you think.  I’ll wait right here… I’m not going anywhere.

Okay, you’re back.  What did you think?

We’ve all been there, right?

I think I’ll recover much faster now that I’ve seen Simon’s Cat in action.

I also feel connected to Simon’s Cat for some reason.  Could it be because we’re both Drawn?

As soon as they spring me from this place, I’m going to spend my nights at the computer looking at more of this stuff. Anybody who’s reading this should too. Very funny, Simon’s Cat!

4 Responses to “Cat Plus Empty Box – What Could Happen?”

  1. Boi Says:

    lmfbo, indeed. Mwhahahahaha….. Has that ever happened to you, mad cat? I’ve never experienced it. Yet. But i did “accidently” typed on my human companion’s perfectly-done-assignment and turned out, she’s gotten a ‘F’. Is that count?
    I like the mouse joke too. My human got this mouse with the light thing that keep switch color every 2 second. It’s just so distracting, mad cat! I broke 2 of them. And that stupid human kept buy the same stupid mouse because she thinks it funny. So stupid, I know.
    Anyway, awesome post.
    P.S I’m a female. My human named me Boi bcoz she thought i was a boy, for some bazarre reason.

  2. Mad Cat Says:

    Thnx for sharing your stories Boi. And yeah… the name game can really get weird. Glad you found out. Should we call you Goi?

  3. Boi Says:

    I’m gonna have a long discussion with my human. About the name. And the mouse thing. And her preference of toys. Yesterday, she bought this huge weird looking stuffed-kitty(it doesn’t look like one) with big head and no mouth. It’s creepy.

  4. Mad Cat Says:

    So sorry Boi. Sounds like a serious discussion is in order for sure. For now, just stay away from the Big Head No Mouth thing.

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