Simple, linear thought process.
Apologizes to my puppy friends. Sort of set you up there.
Thank you to Simon’s Cat for sharing the fun.
It's all their fault. They turned me into a mad cat, and there is no option but to make them suffer for the rest of their sorry, fur-less lives. I can say is, Thank God I can type.
If you are a human who has stumbled upon this site, please, if there is one shred of decency in that body of yours, leave this site open for the cat to find while you're at work.