for every cute kitten, there's at least one mad cat...

It's all their fault. They turned me into a mad cat, and there is no option but to make them suffer for the rest of their sorry, fur-less lives. I can say is, Thank God I can type.

mad cat says...

If you are a human who has stumbled upon this site, please, if there is one shred of decency in that body of yours, leave this site open for the cat to find while you're at work.

Thank you.

Archive: I Need A Poor Baby Please – Not Feelin So Good

Don’t Get Sad. Get Mad.

Rise up!  Rise up, I say!

My human cellmates (aren’t we all in a prison of our own making?) can go from sad to mad in 0 to 60 seconds. They have perfected this switcheroo into an art form. They say it keeps depression at bay.

I just stay mad.

And, yes… “There is no logic in this place.”

In the famous words of a good human, John Cougar Mellencamp “I fight authority, authority always wins.”

Thank you, zefrank1.

 

Cold In Your Cat – Holistic Remedies For The Cat Flu

Okay.  So one sneeze is fun, two is double fun, but three?  Three sneezes gets old.  I’m so over this.  Cold?  Flu?  Sinuses?  Really?  What is it!  Ah… Humans?  Where are ya on this?  Help.

(From the Human:  Here’s what I found.  Hope this helps because I, too, am getting tired of your sneezing.  When will you learn the Dracula cover-up?  Never mind. Other Humans read on.)

Cold In Your Cat: Holistic Remedies For The Cat Flu
by Dr. Andrew Jones, DVM (more…)