for every cute kitten, there's at least one mad cat...

It's all their fault. They turned me into a mad cat, and there is no option but to make them suffer for the rest of their sorry, fur-less lives. I can say is, Thank God I can type.

mad cat says...

If you are a human who has stumbled upon this site, please, if there is one shred of decency in that body of yours, leave this site open for the cat to find while you're at work.

Thank you.

It’s All About Me

Yes… for every cute kitten, there’s at least one mad cat.

We all start out so dang cute and adorable.  But, then the Humans take over.  It’s all their fault.  Every one of us mad cats has come up the ranks the hard way.  It may start with that horrid chemical-laced litter.  Or maybe it’s that slop they pass off as a healthy diet.  And Heaven forbid we show off our inner lion with just one little s-t-r-e-t-c-h up the side of the sofa or drapes.

That moment the Humans looked at me and, looking puzzled, thought “when did our cute little kitten become a cat” I knew it was time to re-think my position here on earth, in this household, with these Humans.  There really is no option.

I will have to confuse, confound, and cause them nothing but frustration for the rest of their sorry little lives.

Again, all I can say is…  Thank God I can type.